News Flash: Shredded Wheat Won’t Make You Smart

I’ll keep this one short; it’s been a long posting week, and there’s still a whole bunch of June left to go in this WordCount 2013 Blogathon I’m involved in!

So there’s this: Apparently, Kellogg, makers of Shredded Wheat, have had to apologize — and answer to a lawsuit — after ads that ran in 2008 and 2009 made this claim in a voiceover: “A clinical study showed kids who had a filling breakfast of Frosted Mini-Wheats cereal improved their attentiveness by nearly 20 percent.” Turns out, according to news reports I’ve read, that claim is based on research (commissioned by Kellogg!) that didn’t pan out, but they persevered and put the cart before the cereal bowl, presenting a result that didn’t actually happen in the “study.”

Here’s the ad:

My question is this: Did anyone think that eating Shredded Wheat made kids more focused? Any more than anyone thought those Baby Einstein videos were anything but pure entertainment and a chance for mom to take a shower? I’ll answer that myself: “anyone” apparently did take it seriously — seriously enough to sue Kellogg (when their kids were not at least 20% more attentive? Hmmm).

Am I alone in simply assuming that most ads make claims that aren’t true? Oxyclean is great but not foolproof. Frosted Flakes do not a complete breakfast make. No toy is as durable or as fun as it looks on TV, and you won’t look as good in those jeans as the model does.

And I tell my kids these things all the time.

Is it that difficult?